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Lost in translation [PICS]
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| Could be an identity theft case. |
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| Only in the USA. |
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| ‘Civil War submarines’ would make equal sense. |
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| Next line could be ‘Painter rewarded.’ |
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| ‘We had no idea anyone was buried there.’ |
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| Thought we were democratic. |
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| Some people need to be told everything. |
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| See this man in your neighborhood? |
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| What did they expect? Lingerie? |
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| I’d say it drops off even better after 80. |
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| Ok, that’s just mean. |
Howie Mandel Takes the Strain Out of Working Out
Trust Howie to do just that. I mean, you never know if that guy is kidding or is for real.
Check out this cool and funny video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rcMbpPDlmg. But that’s just half the fun… lots more online at buy.com.
The first thing I check out is their What’s Shakin’ and Deal of the Week areas. And there’s almost always a sale going on there. You never know what snazzy gadget you might find! Just as this video reveals, you never know what Howie’s gonna come up with!
Top 10 Recession Quotes
1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the building intact. It’s called the stock market – Jay Leno
2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street – Jay Leno
3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!
5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing’s right, and on the right side nothing’s left.
6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t fall for it – Jay Leno
7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite candy bar – Jay Leno
8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures – Jay Leno
9. President Bush’s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 – Jay Leno
10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my checks is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’, I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the bank’s.
Bonus Quote: 11. Where did all the money go??? Duh.
C’mon, let’s look at the lighter side of recession for a change — what’s your favorite quote???