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Naughty Duck Promotes Sex Line
Some think that former governor of New York Eliot Spitzer could be behind the slip in the proofreading, but the carrier card for the new duck stamp also carries a misprint that’s sending callers to a sex line.
Duck hunters are invited to a different kind of sport when they call the number, which takes them to a certain “Intimate Connections” with a husky female voice inviting them to “talk only to the girls that turn you on,” for $1.99 a minute.
Blame it all (or thank) a printing error — instead of listing 1-800-782-6724 (1-800-STAMP24, it lists 1-800-872-6724 (1-800-TRAMP24).
Strangely enough though, no one seems to be complaining.
“I’m going to order a lot more stamps,” said New Jersey native Brad Jones, who’s suddenly become a die-hard fan of duck hunting, having called the number three times to ‘order duck stamps.’
It has even enabled 14-year-old Kevin Anderson to discover a new world. He’s raised money with his neighborhood gang to pay for some steamy chats. “I had no idea such a thing existed, me and my friends love it,” said Kevin.
About 3.5 million federal “duck stamps,” featuring artwork by a Plymouth artist, are affixed to a card that bears the misprinted number, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Wednesday. Cost of reprints? About $300,000.
The revenue from duck stamps goes toward purchasing waterfowl habitat for the National Wildlife Refuge System. For 2006-2007, that amounted to nearly $22 million.
The card also carries their website URL duckstamp.com. Hmm… wish there was a misprint there as well and they’d printed offbeatbuzz.com.
Push Button Orgasm
Hey guys, pretty soon your responsibilities at home may be reduced to taking out the garbage — women are relying more on technology to achieve the ultimate sexual climax.
Enter Slightest Touch (pun unintended), the groundbreaking device that is claimed to be able to actually assist a woman reach pre-orgasmic plateau at the touch of a button.
Okay, here’s all the lady needs to do:
1. Have an electrolyte sports drink 20 minutes before using the device.
2. Apply two white electrode pads inside the ankles.
3. Start the device, which is about the size of a Walkman.
4. Relax and expect to feel the sensation within the first 30 seconds.
Slightest Touch stimulates the body’s sexual nerve pathways by sending gentle pulses up the woman’s leg for between 10 and 30 minutes leaving women on the verge of climax.
“From there, gentle stimulation can then effect the orgasm,” said Cherisse Davidson, the company’s director of customer support. “The Slightest Touch does not provide an orgasm.”
The ‘handy’ gadget has been available in the US since 2004, but is now available in European countries as well. Reports are in that it’s selling hot… cakes. A surefire way to stimulate global happiness, I guess (once again, pun unintended).
Cool. (Or hot, as you may.) Any other benefits? Sure, women could wear this at work, dinner or a movie and no can tell what’s happening unless the woman has a very expressive face. And… freedom from faking.