1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people, but keeps the building intact. It’s called the stock market – Jay Leno

2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street – Jay Leno

3. The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

4. What’s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie!

5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side nothing’s right, and on the right side nothing’s left.

6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it’s a scam. Don’t fall for it – Jay Leno

7. Bush was asked about the credit crunch. He said it was his favorite candy bar – Jay Leno

8. The rescue bill was about 450 pages. President Bush’s copy is even thicker. They had to include pictures – Jay Leno

9. President Bush’s response was to meet some small business owners in San Antonio last week. The small business owners are General Motors, General Electric and Century 21 – Jay Leno

10. What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my checks is returned stamped ‘insufficient funds’, I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the bank’s.

Bonus Quote: 11. Where did all the money go??? Duh.

C’mon, let’s look at the lighter side of recession for a change — what’s your favorite quote???

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