Hey guys, pretty soon your responsibilities at home may be reduced to taking out the garbage — women are relying more on technology to achieve the ultimate sexual climax.
Enter Slightest Touch (pun unintended), the groundbreaking device that is claimed to be able to actually assist a woman reach pre-orgasmic plateau at the touch of a button.
Okay, here’s all the lady needs to do:
1. Have an electrolyte sports drink 20 minutes before using the device.
2. Apply two white electrode pads inside the ankles.
3. Start the device, which is about the size of a Walkman.
4. Relax and expect to feel the sensation within the first 30 seconds.
Slightest Touch stimulates the body’s sexual nerve pathways by sending gentle pulses up the woman’s leg for between 10 and 30 minutes leaving women on the verge of climax.
“From there, gentle stimulation can then effect the orgasm,” said Cherisse Davidson, the company’s director of customer support. “The Slightest Touch does not provide an orgasm.”
The ‘handy’ gadget has been available in the US since 2004, but is now available in European countries as well. Reports are in that it’s selling hot… cakes. A surefire way to stimulate global happiness, I guess (once again, pun unintended).
Cool. (Or hot, as you may.) Any other benefits? Sure, women could wear this at work, dinner or a movie and no can tell what’s happening unless the woman has a very expressive face. And… freedom from faking.
Tags: Sex, Technology
Tags: Sex, Technology